Donna
Guys, I just want to make this quick. I found out the other day that my awesome dog, Donna, has cancer. The veteranarians say she has approximately one month to live. This is sad to me, and I just want you guys to cut me some slack for a little bit. I’ll post some pictures of her around so you guys can see her.
In the meantime, here’s some:
DONNA!
New Year… New Me?
Everyone talks about how everything is new on “New Year’s”. But am I really going to change like that?
All of these people say how much they’re going to change, and I wish I could say the same. To tell you all of the truth, whether it’s 11:59 on December 31st or 12:01 on January 1st, I’ll be the same old Jameson.
Please love me.
Barely Posting
I barely post on this blog, although I would really love to. Other than my videos, I really don’t have much to blog about. I’ve come up with something really cool to maybe make my blog cooler and get YOU guys more engaged!
If you have anything you want me to post about, PLEASE let me know about it. Here’s how you can contact me:
Tweet me @jamdraper to give me your ideas: http://twitter.com/jamdraper
Email me to write me your articles or even just give me ideas there, too! jameson@draperweb.com
-Jameson
Color Rage – NEW JAMO D TV VIDEO
In this video, I rant about why and how you are not able to describe color to a blind person. If, after watching this video, you STILL are not convinced, feel free to try it some times and see if they understand. Also, please leave comments on the video so I can include you in my future videos.
Thanks!
-Jameson
Why this Video is So Wrong
You’re probably wondering…. What is going on?
Well, someone decided to post a video on YouTube about a character named Shithead. It’s pronounced “ShihTEED”, in case you were wondering. Not that it really matters. If you watch the video, the whole thing, you’ll see many things wrong with this video. I’m going to list what I see is wrong with this video.
-Shithead is 5’12″, which is impossible. You either are 5’11″ or 6’0″ tall, because 12″ is a foot. It just starts off weird.
-Shithead sings like a dying cat.
-Shithead can only count to 6; and figures out she doesn’t know what comes after while sitting on a random tropical island.
-Shithead is stuck in a bag. Just a random bag. No context.
-Shithead is a baaaad gurl. Or at least that’s what she says. She seems a lot like a shit head to me.
-Shithead claims her brother is Bono. She’s black.
-Shithead’s dad won’t miss home. What does that even mean? And why is she covering an eye with her flip phone? I don’t even understand what’s going on and what this has to do with her song.
-Shithead reassures us that she isn’t Asian.
-Shithead hasn’t seen a flower.
-Shithead has seen god.
-Shithead claps like Paula Abdul
-Shithead can do a BLACK flip. I want to know how to do that.
-Shithead is always drunk. Awesome.
-Shithead gives abortions with pitchforks. Ouch.
-Shithead burnt down a hospital. Maybe she’s related to the Joker.
-Shithead’s body is a magnent.
-Shithead only likes anal.
-Shithead hates hiccups.
-Shithead must pee with the lights off.
-Shithead forgot how to talk.
-Shithead ends with a serious face.
The worst part of the video is that at the end it says “Please Date Me”. Well after that video, everyone will be blowing up your phone. Trust me.
All in all, this entire video is weird. But those points are the weirdest parts of the video, in my opinion. I really think, in conclusion, that this video made me dumber. Sorry for showing this to you.
Best Week Of My Life
This week may be the best week. Ever.
First off, I only had a two-day week this week because of Thanksgiving. That’s always great. Especially because the teachers feel compelled not to give work. I’m completely fine with that, by the way.
Also, it’s thanksgiving. I woke up, watched the Lions game, and that was great. Even though the Lions lost it was fun to watch. Then, I stuffed myself with food, because, you know, it’s Thanksgiving. Then, I played Euchre and just hung out.
The best part is the next two days are FILLED with Football. I’m so pumped. Sitting on the couch watching college football for TWO DAYS STRAIGHT! All day. Whoever came up with this is a genious.
But really, it doesn’t get any better than this.
Take Me to Indy!
As many of you may know, the Michigan State Spartans have earned a spot in the inaugural Big Ten Championship. It’s in Indianapolis, Indiana on December 3rd and I’m extremely pumped.
Except I can’t go.
My parents are out of town that weekend so they can’t take me. The question is… Who wants to go with me?
I have to know by tonight.
-Jameson
